DV Shop Questions Hall of Fame
(People Have Really Asked Us This Stuff. Honest. )
4 days after Sept 11th:
"I know this might be a bad time to ask, but what about flights to Cuba?
Isn't this a travel agency?"
"Do you price match Amazon UK?"
"Do you sell hidden cameras because there's something funny going on in my house."
"Do you sell Pall Malls? Evangeline said you sell Pall Malls."
"I just bought a used Leica on eBay, can you tell me if I got a good deal?"
"I'd like to make internet porn. What's the best camera to use?"
"Do you sell socks?"
"Do you have the phone number for the organization that does bar codes?"
"Is Steve in? Look, I talked to him before so I know he's there!"
"How much for E.T.? Do you have the Blu-Ray version?"
"Can you modify my camera so it can take the really long lenses?"
"Someone left a threatening message on my answering machine.
Can you make a copy of it for me?"
"Do you have the lens that makes people look less ugly in close-ups?"
"Do you sell expired film?"
"Would you like to buy some cash register rolls? I also sell Aloe Vera drinks."
"Do you sell telescopes?"
"Hi I'm From "Acme Real Estate" and we're listing a house for $519,000 in your area.
Do you know someone who might be interested?"
"What kind of coffee do you sell at your cafe? Do you have egg sandwiches?"
"Do you repair Singer sewing machines?"
"Hi, I'm (a telemarketer) and I'd like to offer you the use of our private jet!
Would you have time for a survey?"
"Do you have turntables?"
"Do you do hydro testing for air tanks? Isn't this the Dive Shop?"
"I want to put some coloured gels on work lights from Rona.
What's your return policy if they melt or catch on fire?"
"Do you print business cards?"
"How can I turn my computer into a surveillance camera?"
"Can you do me a favour? I need someone to type my resume."
"Do you sell the doors that swish on a microwave?"
"Do you sell guns? The guy who was here before sold guns."
"I like your chairs. Can I have one?"
"Do you buy used DVDs? Isn't this the DVD Shop?"
"Do you sell pilates machines?"
"Can you take plastic security tags off clothing?"
"Steadycams are too expensive. I want to build my own, can you tell me how?"
"Do you sell chainsaws? Canadian Tire is too expensive."
"I have a used tripod I want to sell you.
It's missing the release plate but it's expensive.
Better than most of the crap you sell in here.
I don't know what kind it is. Just think Canon not Mitsubishi."
"Do you cut keys?"
"How much for a roll of 24 with double prints."
"May I speak to the person in charge of your transportation fleet?"
"Macs are too expensive. Can't I just run Apple on my Windows to get rid of viruses?"
"Do you know anything about cassette players in cars?"
"Would you like to buy some Bounce Sheets for $2?"
"Can I please speak to your voice mail?"
"Do you sell knives? I just saw your number on the TV."
"Do you have the three legged tripods with just one leg?"
"Have you ever locked anyone in the vault?"
"Would you mind watching my kids while I go to get groceries?"
"Is your cash register wireless or AC?"
What's better? PCIe or Express34?"
Pointing to our cash register: "Is that typewriter for sale?"
"May I please speak to the owner of the business
or the person in charge of purchasing Telex machines?"
"I know the bank moved but are Canada Savings Bonds still available?"
Canada Post called to do a survey during the postal strike:
"How would you rate our labour relations on a scale of 1 to 10?"
"Can you tell me which lens I need to see the emotion on the bird's face?"
"Can you give me change for a hundred in twenties and fives?
Why not?! You took my bank away, you should at least give me change."
"Do your tripods work for guns?"
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